Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, “but they’re both yellow.”
in a fierce bidding war with other villains over a private island with a cavernous mountain shaped like a human skull
With or without lava streams?
can’t tell from the Zillow pictures but I missed the open house while I was busy plotting. not a deal-breaker if not.
sucks that most of the people bidding on ominous cavernous mountans are just cave flippers who just paint the whole thing beige and white and resell it for twice the price
seriously they strip the personality out of every goddamn lair and market it to the lowest common denominator of aesthetic taste. nothing is more heartbreaking than finding an antique, fully-assembled death trap with all the original parts only to find that someone has painted or varnished it to match the latest trend.
I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is that the medieval torture chamber was removed in 2010 and turned into a guest bedroom, citing studies on the ineffectiveness of torture as a means of acquiring information. Fair enough, but this neglects to consider the effectiveness of the medieval torture chamber at setting a particular mood and tone; even if you don’t plan to use it for its original purposes, why not turn it into a goth nightclub?
The good news is that, while a diabolical laboratory was not part of the original cave system, an underwater lab was installed under the lagoon. It’s a bit too “1990’s science classroom” for my tastes but the glass dome ceiling is very chic and it will be easy enough to set up some mysterious bubbling fluids in various colors around the room.
I will trust a thousand out-of-touch left-leaning southerners who don’t know every piece of correct terminology before I trust one weird “feminist/LGBTQ+ ally” dude who couches his bigotry in pseudo-progressive language
60-year-old former hippie I met in Arkansas: I don’t really know much about the whole deal, but I get it. I mean, you like ladies, and I like ladies, and some people like dudes. People should just leave fags and dykes alone, it’s common sense.
Me: Hell yeah brother
Closet-reactionary liberal college student I met last year: Of course I love and respect the queer and trans community! However, one can argue that the early gay community’s… casual attitude toward sex was a disastrous political and social mist–
